WIKI HEY ! WIKI OH !

My teacher Bob told me : do something good on wikipedia, write an article. I was willing to do it well, it's a good this to do when you are quite a geek like me.

But I wanted to do something original and I choose to write about "Captain Obvious" my obsession of the moment.

I explainded who he is. My inspiration was this article on Nioutaiknologie : à la decouverte de captain obvious.

And it was deleted...

Wikikiki by BuzzyG

WORKING ON THE ARTICLE, THIS IS JUST A BEGINNING

ALONE IN THE DARK

You do not exist and persist on the Internet without a few rules, a few principles guiding you through the dense jungle of the Internet and showing you the way to success.

I - Be present.

If we can't hear you every day, if we can't look at what you're doing, you won't last.

II - Create some content.

My second rule is very easy to understand, we cannot see what is not done ! You have to propose everyday a new discovery, a new analysis a new way to use existing tools.

III - Share

Once you've created your content, you've got to share it, if you don't, you don't exist. There are many, many ways to do it. I'm gonna explain you mine. Build a intelligent Netvibes, gathering the sites you prefer, it will be easier to surf. Subscribe to various sharing site

s, community sites, bookmarking, Digg like, blogging. And never forget to look for new concepts. Then, you are ready.

IV - Be interesting

Maybe the most difficult part.

V - Learn the language.

You have to learn the jargon. "OMG Noob ur CSS sucks." Speak the HTML, learn about pedobear and captain obvious, and never be afraid, they are from the Internet.

VI - It keeps changing, you cannot fight the tide.

You have to adapt your habits, take nothing for granted.

VII - Build a network.
On the Internet, as in life, you won't survive without good friends, it is one of the principle of the Internet, you have to be connected with people. Loneliness is vain.

VIII - Be a multi tasker.

You have many tools that permit you to do many things at one time, use them. don't waste ours on Facebook.

IX - All the glory to hypnotoad.

X - Never forget, you're not digitalised.

I really think that spending all you're life in front of your computer will kill you !

E-books and books !

I would choose the Que, designed by Plastic Logic. I think that it is currently the best.

It has a big screen and it's important in order to read comfortably. (8.5*11 inches)

It is very thin and very light which is essential to carry it easily.

Finally it has a long lasting battery and could be used wireless.

MY NEW BABEL TOWER

Everything was great, everyone in the world was about to speak English. And then came the Internet. We tried to reach the deep sky of the infinite network and the Web God, the all mighty spider punished us. New languages appeared and every one was lost. Everyone except the new priests, prophets of the new Dogma, they were called "THE GEEKS", able to build websites out of those weird languages. Here is a good presentation.

Maybe I could make a list of these languages, A-0, FORTRAN, ALGOL 58, LISP, COBOL, CPL, BASIC, BCPL, LOGO, B, Pascal, prolog, awk, Ada, C++, Paradox, Hyper talk, OBERON, Apple script, Java, PHP, Anubis... but sorry, I forgot many of THEM.

You know what to do now, learn ! But just as other languages, some are more used than the others. So, maybe you can start with PHP, Java, Html and flash !

DO YOU KONBINI ?

Konbini is a french webTV. Designed for the 15-35, it experiments new forms of advertising. The founders of the concept define Konbini as an "advertainment media". The main idea is to create good entertaining content in order to lure at the youth and insert interactive advertising. Enjoy.

SCAMMED !

Also called Nigerian SCAM, the 4-1-9 SCAM is a widespread fraud on the Internet. "Criminals deceive victims into the payment a a fee by persuading them that they will receive a very large benefit in return".

The sent e-mails are often absolutely incredible, but it seems that money makes us belive in anything. I found a wonderfull example, enjoy !

Subject: Dear Respected One,

Dear Respected One,

GREETINGS,

Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your contact from the International web site directory. I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to it's esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person I can do business with and by the recommendations I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.

I am Wumi Abdul; the only Daughter of late Mr and Mrs George Abdul. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan,the economic capital of Ivory Coast before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discus on a business deal. When my mother died on the 21st October 1984, my father took me and my younger brother HASSAN special because we are motherless. Before the death of my father on 30th June 2002 in a private hospital here in Abidjan. He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of $12.500.000 (Twelve Million, five hundred thousand dollars) left in a suspense account in a local Bank here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his first Daughter for the next of kin in deposit of the fund.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth and some huge amount of money his business associates supposed to balance his from the deal they had that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, (such as real estate management). Sir, we are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

1) To provide a Bank account where this money would be transferred to.

2) To serve as the guardian of this since I am a girl of 26 years.

Moreover Sir, we are willing to offer you 15% of the sum as compensation for effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate account overseas. please feel free to contact ,me via this email address
wumi1000abdul@yahoo.com

Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God Bless.
Best regards.
Miss Wumi Abdul

PLEASE FOR PRIVATE AND SECURITY REASONS,REPLY ME VIA EMAIL:
wumi1000abdul@yahoo.com

From : Hoax-slayer

If you answer, they ask for money in order to help them. They play on feelings, explaining the desesperate situation in their country (Nigeria, Ivory Coast and Sierra Leone mainly). And once your bank accound has been sucked dry or you start making threats, you'll never hear from them again.

419 SCAM takes several forms, fake lotteries, fake donations, everything that involves amazing amounts of money.

And SCAM is efficient : "we have confirmed losses of $100 millions just in the United states, in the last 15 months" declared James Caldwell, an American Agent... in 1997 ! But don't belive the phenomenon is over, it's stronger than ever with the Internet. If you want more details, you can go there.

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